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The best Spanish comedy films: Paco León, Mario Casas, Leticia Dolera and Álex de la Iglesia

(Music)

(Animated music)

(Soft music)

For you I am,

For you I am a bambola.

-Bámbo.

-With whom you play,

Who do you play with...Only a bambola.

-Bámbo.

-You don't remember when I cry,

When I am very sad and alone

Well, you just think about you.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe boy,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe boy,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe

You won't laugh at my love.

-Bámbo.

-I willNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet follow that game

that will only make me cry.

-Bámbo.

-I firmly promise you

that you willNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet see me again.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.I doNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet want you anymore.

I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, honey.Sorry, I'm late again...

I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew what has given my boss with me

that has me to the many

And we were both alone in the office.Very rare.It doesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet matter.

When I tell you where I have reserved you will love it.

TRACK ONE: Italian.Track two: "Il tuo" favorite.

"Andiamo".

Cease, a moment.A little moment, we have to talk.

What? Of us.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepesotros?Lo nuestro.

What ours? Is there an echo here or what happens?

What a edge, my daughter.Why don't we talk quietly dinner?

Cease, I have to be sincere with you...This doesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet flow.

What? Ours, that doesn't work.

It is better that we let it be late.

Before dinner, even.Come, see you later.

But...

Patri.

Patri.What are you doing? What is that you are leaving me?

You are coña, right?

Ha...Ah, you'reNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet a corner?

What are you leaving me here on the street?

Let's see, you will agree

in which our relationship has gone from more to less andNopepepepepepepepepepepepepething.

We are two different planets.

We are at a dead point.We are looking for very different things in life.

Listen to me,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Please, make it clear,

That you areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet, it's me.

It's me who isNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet prepared.Of course, we can always be friends.

(Hyperventila)

You are leaving me?You are leaving me, because if you are leaving me...

Tell me to the face, please.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digascon la boquita pequeña.

Is that what you want to tell me? Well tell me.Tell me: "Cease, I leave you".

Tell me.I need it.Come on.Cease, I leave you.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿por qué?Yes te hubieses implicado

From the beginning like me...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, pero escúchame...

We can fix it, solve it,

Why, if we love each other, there areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe walls that we canNopepepepepepepepepepepepet jump.

You understand me?

But es que yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si te quiero, ymeNopepepepepepepepepepepepes cuando me hablas con metáforas.

Of course you love me, honey.You love Me.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes amamos.

Very much.Are you sure I love you?

Of course.Yes.Yes.

A couple who marks their initials in a tree in the retirement is loved.

If I wanted you, I wouldn't have put your horns.

(Laughs)Come on ya, los cuerNopepepepepepepepepepepepes...Who can you kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew?

You don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew him.He is a friend of Claudia.Sergio.

Sergio?

Sergio!

That has put my horns.That has put my horns...

conSergio.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me jodas, por favor.

But si se lo presenté yo a Claudia.

Who is my neighbor, who is a bike companion and in the gym, fuck.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, perdóname,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sabíaque te referías a eseSergio.

Is I blamed that you don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew how to explain

Or will I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew all your friends?

This is the host.I mean, you dick down to me, you put my horns,

And it's also my fault.Look, I'm going to tell you.I tell you.

You are like a cowbell point.

Let's see, Cease, don't go to put a victim plan,

Because, of all this, the fault is yours.

Hey yes.It has been you who has thrown me

a los brazos deSergioporque nada de esto habría pasado

If you had delivered 100 % in this relationship.

100 %...200 % I have given myself, honey...

But si me he dejado toda la pastaque tenían llevarte italiaNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,

Chinese, to the cinema, pussy.To the theater.I even recorded you a Bucay book.

86 audiobook pages that leave my voice and you haven't heard.

Because I am afraid of that special effects that you put.

Why? Waterfalls, pussy, waterfalls.

Water relaxes.Ah!And I'm going to tell you something else...

I haveNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet been with my friends for a long time to go out with you.

Of course, I am also to blame that your friends are asshole.

This is the host.This is very strong, really.

I mean, I don't understand what is happening, honey.

Cease, it hurts a lot to tell me these things.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.What? In this relationship I had hope.

I thought it was going to be the definitive.But me he dado cuenta a tiempo.

I am completely wrong.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Please...

Get up.From here I tell you.I am sorry.

It's my fault.Voucher?Hey! The culprit is me!

I'm the culprit.Ok, I'm sorry.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, que lo sepa todo el mundo.

Listen to me.Forgive me.I am sorry.

I have realized and I ask you forgiveness from heart.

Yes, really...

Yes, of course, honey.

That I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew that sometimes I can become very...

Male, very virile, but do you kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew what I tell you?

Listen to me, te perdoNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.I forgive you.Borrón and New Account.

Let go!

I'm telling you to forgive you and start from scratch.

And you think that with that you solve everything?

You are an insensitive.Are...Bah...

Host!Host!

End of the month.You are ovulating, right?

Let's see...

Cease, the one that was put in bad harassing Ovulaba was your ex.

Which Jorge Bucayes likes your ex.

To which Italian loves are your ex.

Because I am celiac.Do you find out?Celiac.

But que los ñoquisNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe son trigo,es patata.

To shit.

¿But qué acaba de pasar, por favor?

¿But por qué me pasan a mísiempre estas cosas?

That I just want to be happy, fuck.

Have a woman who loves me.

A fucking mortgage to have a house with garden,

Children, Grandchildren..., a sausage dog.

Fuck...

(Music)

Being a good person is overvalued.

(Tararea)

(Mobile)

A coffee

When awakening.

A mattress...

really.

Someone who...

tell me that...

everything is going well.

Everything is going well.

Perceive...

-Discover...

-Decipher...-As wake up...

-What what...

I was afraid to achieve

it's here.

It has arrived.

He finally arrived.

-For end.

-Secuchar, breathe

and look to that place.

Surprise and discover

I am alive and well so,

I will tryNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet to think...

When and how will it end.

Hello.

Are you leaving? Yes, I have to go.

Do you want me to...What calls you a taxi or something?

Quiet, I'm looking for my life.

Voucher.

Hey sorry...

Sorry, you won't have seen hair tape, right?

What? My tape.It has to be out there.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé.What is it like? It'sNopepepepepepepepepepepepepermal.Red.

Calm,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe matter.

Hears...Last night...I was amazing, right?

Forgive? You kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, last night.

Do you kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew what happens?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me acuerdo de nada.

¿Cómo queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te acuerdas?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé muy bien...

What I took or what did they give me.I just kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew that I woke up here...

with you...And that's it.PUTA Daughters.I'm going to kill them.

Who?.

Hears, pero, para que yo me aclare,entonces aNopepepepepepepepepepepepeche tú y yo...

What? If I gave you yours.

Forgive? If we fuck.

Ah, you don't remember.

A brush?

Surely you have a brush around.

What?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tienes nada.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, perowe go a buscar tu esta,que tiene que estar por aquí.

This is a bit strong, right? Don't remember...

Already, well, you don't remember either.Already but...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepermalmente de mí se acuerdan.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé, deberías hacer memoria,

Remember the last thing we did.I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew if I want to remember.

Why are you so edge with me, Aunt? How?

Well eso, ¿qué coño te pasa?Estoy en plan majo with you.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me he acercado a ti ni nada.

I just want us to stop analyzing the situation.

¡But es que yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero analizarlo más!

Do you understand?...I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew very well where I am

I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew you anything.I just kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew that I woke up here

half in balls a boy is already,

So forgive me if I'mNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet telling you my life.

(Chista)

You're right.

I am Hugo.

Irene.

Enchanted, Irene.Equally.

UH...

Quiet.Yes...

Well then...At least we already kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew the names.

It's something.

(Laughs)

I'm a painter.Oh yeah?

But están sin terminar. ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe?What?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.It is finished.

This is you.I painted you last night.

What?

Yes, verás, prefiero sugerir,ya sabes.

I like conceptual and subtle painting.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe pareces tú muy sutil.

Well there is a very important gallery in Madrid interested in me.

They want to expose New York, in Berlin...

They also want to take me to Kenya.

I also sell paintings in the trail.(Laughs)

(Shame) Forgiveness, is it true? How good!In the trail...

And you expose in Berlin and in Kenya...Yes...I am so.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepew I'm here, I'm thereNopepepepepepepepepepepepepew, I'm changing, like the moon.

This shirt is mine.

I kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, I can't find my shirt.

As soon as we find it...I return it to you and I go.

(Laughs) Oh pelo.Yes, está fatal, ¿verdad?

FOSCO.Yes...

Something you have to have, right? A rubber, a handkerchief, a cap...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Yes, sí tienes.You carry a ponytail.Already but esta es mía.

But, tranquila,encontraremos tu cinta.

Very well...We look for her?

(Breathe)

Of course.

Hears, igual te sirve esto.

(Laughs)

¡Fuck! ¡Yo ya sé quién eres tú!

You are one of the girls from the bachelorette party, what yes?

Yes.

And you are? The waiter.And painter.

Very well, Irene...

But...You're going to stay, right?pepepe.The best thing is that I leave.

What are you doing?What are you doing? Memory.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.I have already told you that I don't want to remember.

Look, I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew what to think about all this.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepeper I.

I'm going to make coffee. ¿Quieres ?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, gracias.

I need time to sit and process everything.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si me entiendes.

Well, quiet, we will overcome it.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, si eso está claro.

Is this? My shirt!

All I want to say that I would like to kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew...

What have we done...To see what we have left to do.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepe! Nerd, yes, yes,

But you are there.

(SIGHS)

Yes...

Do you care? Of courseNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Ahead.

That you turn around.Ah...

Hears,we go a hacer una cosa...

I'm going to aim you my phone number

In case you remember something.So you call me...

and tell me.

If I remember something and want me to tell you...,

If you want to give me yours...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo, really.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedes oNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres?

¿Irene?Yes.

(Laughs)

Enchanted, Irene.Equally, Hugo.

Good luck, Irene.And you with the paintings.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, pero tú más.You will need.

(Soft music)

Girl, there is a weirdo that looks at you.

It seems that he wants to eat you.

Be careful that the wolf comes...

And you in red you have put back.

How can you shine so much?

If I approach, maybe you burn.

If you look at me, I promise you...

Maybe I got caught.

Tell me what is I to do...

If you want, I say "hello" or I ask you the time...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué día es hoy.

Come, look at me...

I tell you the story you want to believe.

Come dance, I taught you the way,

I willNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet drop you.

-Niña, there is a handsome guy looks at you.

Hides under a smile...

sideways...

The same touchs you when passing.

-Tell me what is I to do.

If you want, I say "hello" or I ask you the time.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué día es hoy.

Come, look at me, te cuentola historia que quieras creer.

Come dance, I taught you the way,

I willNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet drop you.

Fall...

Perhaps...

Let you fall.

Where is the pen? (Carraspea)

(Carraspea)What?

¿Estás buscando un lápiz?Yes...

You have it there.

Ah...Thank you.

It bothers you?

Forgive? TheNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeise.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, que es queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me doy cuenta.I get andNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet...

Ah,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe. Quiet.Ah...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, como me mirabas tanto...I thought so.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, es que nunca he entendidocómo alguien puede trabajar

In a cafeteria surrounded by people.Unless you are the waiter, of course.

Are you a writer? Well, more or less.

¿Y eres buena?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé, estoy en ello.

And meanwhile...What is your job?

Well, in the meantime I am a journalist.

In fact, rightNopepepepepepepepepepepepepew tries to finish an article.

About what?...

On...

Weekend Scale and Small Week.

Interesting.Well yes, if you like.

¿A tiNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe?Yes, sí, sí, sí.I'm lovin 'it.

I am a privileged.

At least I dedicate something to which I prepared,

What many people canNopepepepepepepepepepepepet say and how is the paNopepepepepepepepepepepeperama.

Of course.Come on, what I mean is...

I would love to write about what I want

And live on it, but I'mNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet going to complain, right?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo hagas.

¿Y sobre qué escribes?Well then un poco de todo.

When they kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew who to send...They send me.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.I mean when you write what you want.

Well...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé...

Is that...

I start many things, but...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...I never finish them.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe encuentro finales.

So I have many stories that always stay half.

It is something a bit difficult to explain.

I'm still looking up...my story...or the story...

Or that she finds me.

But estoy en ello.

Why am I telling you my neurons?

Forgive me, but..It's being silent for a while

And suddenly I have the need to speak, talk, talk...

I speak a lot.

Well, don't worry, I'm in one more phase of...listen.

Yes...And ask.

Can you put aNopepepepepepepepepepepepether, please?

And you?

¿Yo?Yes, tú.What are you doing?

What is your job?Soy arquitecto.

An intelligent boy.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Family tradition.

I am the eldest of three brothers and my father is one of those

To those who doNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet can tell youNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Qué te hubiese gustado ser?(Resopla)Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.

I assumed very soon that I wasNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet going to be able to choose.

Come, go, surely something will.Chaval things.

Astronaut, firefighter, footballer...(Laughs)

You see? You just had to strive a little.

In the background I am quite basic.And what man isNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet?

(Laughs)

Well, what does an architect like you do

Here a Wednesday in the middle of the morning? What do you hide?

Who says I hide? Well, I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew, it's an intuition.

Seems...It seems to me...

that you were about to do something wrong,

or that you would have already done it, with that envelope.

Ah...Already...

Hey...

I'm going to ask.

Want something?

Hears, perdona,queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quería molestarte,

That isNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet my business.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, si es que...

I am sorry.

Take it, open it.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

It's your life.I'm just going to be in it in it.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tengo ningún derecho.That's why.What difference does it make?

I canNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet.¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tienes curiosidad?

Man, yes, of course I am curious.

I have more and more, butNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet...I doNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet owe.

I am very gossip.And what woman isNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet?

Good.

I will repent.

Yes, me voy a arrepentir y lo sé.

Downsizing.Oh.

Fuck...I am sorry.

And here telling you that I am a privileged...

I am a mouth...Quiet,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.

Is that...., forgive me, but this is surreal

And I don't kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew very well what to tell you.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tienes que decir nada.

Already...

That is, what..., basically, you are here doing time.

Basically, yes.Well then...

Algo saldrá, ¿eh?Yes, seguro.Sure.

You kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew?I have a story.

Well, in realities a kind of theory.

You can still write something about her.

I can lend it to you or you are interested.

I love theories.

Tell me.

You will see, for me, today there isNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

That is, Wednesday doNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet exist.How?

When I was 17...18 years, I went with a girl, my first love,

or at least the most mature had until that moment,

that you see.

The fact is that we had been leaving for six months

When I realized that, despite seeing us almost every day

And to talk on the phone practically every night,

on Wednesday the only day of the week

that we didn't see each other or talked about.

It was as if it didNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet exist for us.

Let's see,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe había móviles.

It was when you had an hour left and call a fixed.

¿Tú te acuerdas de eso?Yes, sí.I remember.

Well daba la casualidad...

that she had class by the morning and in the afterNopepepepepepepepepepepepeon

And I, in addition to classes, had a night job

To get some durillos.

So it was very difficult for us to speak until the next day.

Little by little those days became the only moment

in which each of us

His lives live that the other knew anything.

They were days when sometimes,

I spent things about what we had.

In which he made decisions that could affect

to the rest of our life in common but that gave me the same,

Well, the next day, it would be as usual again.

Until one day...,

Already a year to be together...,

At the Bilbao metro stop we cross.

I went with a girl and she went with aNopepepepepepepepepepepepether boy.

She entered and I went out.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes vimos justocuando se cerraban las puertas

And the train began to leave...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos ahí,quietos, mirándoNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,

Without saying anything, without making a gesture.

It was Wednesday.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepene of that had.

Thursday, when we saw each other,

We did as neither of the dos had had seen the other.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo hablamos.

We let them on Wednesdays like this,

without existing among us.

Well, desde entonces,

Wednesdays are still days when whatever happens to me,

whatever happens, whatever happens, I keep it for me.

Already...

I understand you.

I also...I have also had some Wednesday

And I haveNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet existed.Those silly days...

that suddenly something happens...that you only keep for you.

And what happened to the girl?

We leave it shortly after.A Monday, I think.

(Laughs) ¿Un lunes?Yo odio los lunes.

I have a theory about them, but...

(Alarm)

Fuck, lo siento,que me tengo que ir.

Host...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, lo siento yo.

Oh rollo que te he metido.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, qué va.

If I loved it,

What happens is late to a meeting.

Well, don't worry, we'll see each other around.

Yes, claro.

Hears, ¿qué haces estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche?Well...

I doNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet kNopepepepepepepepepepepepew yet. ¿By?Well then que tengo un estreNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,

An independent play.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepething exciting, but if you want,

We can go to bore us together.Hey...

I still can't tell you.Anyway,

I think that...I'mNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet a good company today.

Already...Well, if I didn't want to invite you, I wouldn't tell you, right?

Call me and stay.

Well, if you want.

IfNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet, aNopepepepepepepepepepepepether day.I'd love to.

Me too.Hey...

Pablo.Seaa.

Well nada...

See you later, Engineer.

Archi...tecto.

(Telephone)

Hello.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...If I have stopped for a moment to have coffee.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe se me ha olvidado.

Yes, tengo la dirección.

RightNopepepepepepepepepepepepepew we are.

I also te quiero.

(Murmur)

(Clicks)

(Music)

From tonight my life will change.

From tonight, from tonight.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero ser ya más abandonada.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero serlo,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero serlo.

How many tears have spilled, how many kisses I have wasted.

He said it was my fault, that I canceled his freedom.

And I said: "If you areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet, what am I going to do if you areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet?".

And I have kNopepepepepepepepepepepepewn that it is dangerous to always say the truth.

Yes...One day you have felt in love,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe...You tell him you love him.Shut it up!

And I said: "If you areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet, what am I going to do if you areNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet?".

And I have kNopepepepepepepepepepepepewn that it is dangerous to always say the truth.

That's why, aquí,tengo yo esta fiesta, pero sin ti.

Party!What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

This party with friends and without you.

Party!What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

This party with friends and without you.

En estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche me siento contenta.

En estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche, en estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche.

What I expected has appeared.

Has appeared, has appeared.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe se parecía nada a él,

me ha mirado con los ojos tierNopepepepepepepepepepepepes

And he told me it was his fault.

TO THE DEVIL WITH FREEDOM.

Party!What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

This party with friends and without you.

Party!What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

What a fantastic, fantastic this party.

This party with friends and without you.

Where? -By there.

"Where?".

Stop running now.¡Coño! QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe aceleres.

Host...A ladder, huh?

This is how quadriceps.-This portal.

(Laughs)

Can you lower me if you want.-I said that I upload you.

-It's seventh without elevator.-¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe jodas!

-Yes.

(STRIVES)

Ah.

(Breathe agitatedly)

Well sí que vivías alto.-Yes, ya te lo he dicho.

(Chirp)

Wow! Are you okay?

Incredible.I leave your bag here, okay?

Voucher.

Go, guys!

(Bike timbre)

Oh casoplón, ¿eh?-Era de un escultor.

-Of a sculptor...

That puts art, huh?

¿Te he dicho que soy pintor?-Yes.About three times.

Come on, chicos, uNopepepepepepepepepepepepes chupitos.¡Yes!

Yes, venga. UNopepepepepepepepepepepepes chupitos...The last one already,

I'm a little fart, but come!

UNopepepepepepepepepepepepe por aquí.

(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds)

UNopepepepepepepepepepepepe por aquí.Why do we provide?

Hey...

By estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche.Come on.

For giving you yours.By... ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepesotros? ¿By los tres?

Voucher.

Ah, ah.

Las mejores películas españolas de comedia: Paco León, Seaio Casas, Leticia Dolera y Álex de la Iglesia

Ah!

(Laughs)

(Tararea)

(Laughs)

(Carraspea)

Tell me what you like.

(Tararea)

(Carraspea exaggeratedly)

Oh...

Of a sculptor... la casa, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Oh, hola...

-Come on, va, que me toca.That you have been there for a while.

What?Host...

Ah,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, really, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Fuck...

Ah!¡Fuck!

Host...Puaj!

Hey...Are you sure what we are going to do?

Tú,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Yes, sí.

Man, please, as we are all a little farts,

a ver siwe go a hacer algode lo que luegoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes arrepintamos.

What do you want, huh? A permission signed by your parents?

(I rise jocularly)

Go, guys, calm, calm.Goes!

Let's see, coge esto.

-Yes...

-And this.Huy...

(Laughs)

(Zipper)

Ah, uh.

Oh.

Wow!

-Let's see, chicos,vamos a hacer una cosa.

What if you expect me here and I get something more comfortable?

Let's see si eso ayuda.-Of course.

-¿Y por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe vais haciendo vosotroslo mismo y asíwe go adelantando?

(Click)

Of course.

-I do not come back.

(Chirp)

Fuck, tío, ¿has visto ese cuerpo?¿Lo has visto?

And those tits, what? What seems to have impacted him

a couple of missiles in the back and...UH!

But...

(Lame)

Fuck...I get to have some tits like that

And I would be touching me all day.Magrefing and giving me mine

Like the slut that I am.Ah, that's sure.

What was your name, uncle? What was your name?

Seaa...Seaa?Also?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, coño, Seaa,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe. Hey, Vanessa.Vanessa, Vanessa...

Vanesa makes me stiff.

(Laughs) Fuck, me he puestosupercachondo en el bar, tío.

It is very good...CuandoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes ha dicho irNopepepepepepepepepepepepes los tres

a su casa, casiNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo creo.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe es muy habitual

Things of these occur...I know, uncle.

(Spray)

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepermalmente...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe quieren compartirme.

Prefieren un maNopepepepepepepepepepepepe a maNopepepepepepepepepepepepeconmigo a solas, ya sabes.

In fact, it is a bit weird that there is...dear with both.

Well ha empezado bailando conmigo.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.

We are older and you just have to respect the rules.

¿Qué reglas?Nada de tocarNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe kisses...¡Calla! QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quería,

what was she...You have opened your mouth, fag.

You, in your site, and I, in mine.And when we are there inside...

Let her take the initiative and everything will do well.

Eso sí, cuando estemos allí,uNopepepepepepepepepepepepe frente al otro,

levantamos las maNopepepepepepepepepepepepes y chocamos.¿Hey, eh?

Yes vesqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes puedes seguir el ritmo,

You put yourself aside and play, that also cool.

Come on, quítate la ropa.Leave me a little.

I go!Qué borde, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe!

(Shout) How are you going?

(Animated music)

Five minutes.

(Gate)

Oh!

(STRIVES)

Hears...

What percentage of aunts are for each uncle?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé, depende del tío, supongo.That's what I mean.

Que visto lo visto,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si tengo muchas posibilidades

de encontrara alguien especial, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(SIGHS) Déjate de tonteríasy chorradas especiales, hombre.

QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te has visto en una asíen tu puta vida.

We are going to have a good time, uncle.Ah...

These things bind to friends.

And this will be the time you remember when you are

an old man about to palmarla.You and I there,

Give him, PIM, PAM! Take another tripi.

Ah, leave me a little, go.

¿Se puede saber qué coño te pasa?¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te gusta? ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres hacerlo?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es eso.

Then?

(SIGHS) Y cuando acabemos ¿qué?¿QuéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes queda?

Already te lo he dicho.And what else?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepething more. LuegoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes vestimosy cada una su casa.

Well then a eso me refiero.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te entiendo.

(Resopla)

¡QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero que sea esto...And that's it!

That, I like Vanessa, okay? I really like.

Already está, ya lo he dicho, hala.

(Laughs) ¿Cómo te va gustar, hombre?Yes la acabas de coNopepepepepepepepepepepepecer.

It will be that it puts you a lot.¡QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, coño, Hugo!

Que ya la coNopepepepepepepepepepepepecía.Come on, hombre, ¿de qué?

She is my workmate, with whom I always agree.

I have spoken to you a thousand times about her.To me?

¿Lo ves?Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe escuchas, tío.

Yesempre vas a lo tuyoy dirás que somos amigos.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe empieces.¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe empieces tú!

I swear that...I swear...

From the institute...All fucking day. ¡Host!

Lower your voice.

¿Y por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me has dicho nadaen el bar?

¡Well porqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe das tiempoen la vida a la gente! ¡Host!

By fin, había reunido las fuerzaspara ir a hablar con ella.

Just when I'm going to confess it that I feel, you have arrived there.

You have put the face of asshole that always put...

And here we have finished all three.Come on, what you always do.

How always, have you? What do you hint?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe insinúo nada.I tell you.You use me.

(Laughs)

(HACE BURLA)Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿eh? ¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe!

You know perfectly what I mean.

Yesempre con la excusa de presentarmepara luego acercarte tú...

and use me white míome from your jokes

To make them laugh, break the ice, huh?

And from there, I disappear.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe matter if I want to participate

In the conversation...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me haces ni puto caso.

Y ahí me quedo yo,con la copa en la maNopepepepepepepepepepepepe

With a fool's face that, of course,

At 10 minutes you go with her and I stayed alone.

Never...

you're never alone.

give me a hug.Give yourself hugs and hosts!

Tell me one of the aunts that you have introduced me to march

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te hayas follado tú.Very well.

AHA.A...And I tell you two!

Two, two? Tell me the first of the two.

Tell one of the two.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me agobies, ¿vale?

Let me think.You have to think.Tell me one, come.

The one that had the device in his teeth,

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe se le entendíauna mierda al hablar.

Estuvimos un buen ratoriéndoNopepepepepepepepepepepepes de ella.

¿Mi prima?Yes, tu prima.

(Shouts) Are my blood cousin saying, Hugo?

Well then esaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me jodas, eh.

The Chewbacca birthday! The blonde!You left with her.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, con esa te fuiste tú tambiéncon ella.

¿Qué dices? Yes estuvisteisahí hablando toda laNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche.

Hasta que llegaste y te pusistea contarNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué aventuras

yNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué historietas...And you convinced her to take the car

e iros a ver el amaneceraNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé dónde fuisteis.

Out of cat.Fuck off!

For one that had half made.That you didn't even like

Surely you did alone to fuck.

The truth is that when we left out and I saw her well, it was a fucking Picasso.

Vamos,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te la follabas ni tú.

In the end I left her at home.

(Shout) What are you doing, pussy? What are you doing?

To slip, to slip.Slip?

¡Tu puta cabeza resbala! ¡Host!

¿Sabes qué?I am sorry.Yes, seguro...

I get to know...You get to know

y habrías hecho lo mismo!Yesempre haces lo mismo.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé ni cómo seguimos siendoamigos, really, ¿eh?

Guys!

(Chirp)

Hey.Are you OK?

Ah...Yes, aquí...fucking mother.

Oh.A minute, okay?

-BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿qué le habrías dicho?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sabes.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Never sabes...That's why, siempre tienes que estar

With me to tell you that you have to say.

I know what I have...!What would you say?

I would say what I felt a year when I first saw her.

And how since then I was waiting for her at the door

hoping to coincide with her to...

To speak even if it was time and any other bullshit.

I would also say then...

By ejemplo, lo mucho que me gustasu manía de leer el periódico

from behind forward.

Yesempre, cuando llega la oficina.He sits...

and a cao tail is taken.I would say that!

Would you say that to fuck?

You are very dumb, uncle, very dumb.

(STRIVES)

I would also say...

I would say how beautiful it is that it is beautiful.

Yes, sí que lo es.

Over time, I would say...how in love I'm about her.

And how much I would like to have a life in common,

make it happy, take care of it...,

to travel...

Go around the world in Jipis Plan,

lleNopepepepepepepepepepepepes de mierda, con una mochilay un cepillo de dientes.

Hala, to throw miles.

Have a garden house,

sons,

grandchildren...,

hot dog...

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ya está.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.I value friendship,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe como tú.And if we are friends,

Well that's above all.And if this was what I had

que pasar, si es esto lo queme tenía preparado el destiNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,

Because it is... Vanessa, mi Vane,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe es para mí.

Al meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes, disfruta del momento.Para cuando seamos viejos, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Bah!

(SIGHS)

What?give me a hug, tío.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Step.What have you said.

I do not care! I am disgusted...

I'm being serious.Let go! ¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me toques!

(Chirp)

Guys?

Have you started without me?

(Laugh nervously)

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepe way.

Yes me seguís...Huy...

¡Come on! ¡Vamos!

¡UH!

(Breathe with difficulty)

Tira, Hugo, I'm...I go in a ratillo.

Hugo?

Hugo?

tell her how you feel.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, Hugo, please...

Hugo, please.

(Chista) "Just do it".

(SIGHS)

Oh...

Cease!

Do you know what is the most fucking, uncle?

QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepewe go a chocarla.

(Chirp)

Douchebag...

¿Vamos o qué?Yes, claro,we go.

Hey,we go.And the other?

Hey, pues...You just left...

That has been scratched, who has sent him a whatsapp

suNopepepepepepepepepepepepepevia y...BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, lo siento, pero...

¿Hey?Nada, cosas de tíos.

(PIENSA) Hugo, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Hugo is my friend's cocoon,

I'm cesar.Are you? Paula.

Ah, Paula.

Cada vezNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede serla única vez.

I have changed every furniture

To see what face you put when entering.

Random, but in the end...

I have slept much more on the couch.

¡Fuck!

¡Come here, "mamahuevos"!-¡YoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tengo la culpa

de que sea una guarra! ¿Voucher?-¡Voucher!

(Music)

Never quise hacerdos cosas a la vez.

I tried to change and spoiled you.

(Vibration)

So that?

Yes estabas bien.

(Vibration)

I WANT TO SEE YOU TALY HOW I FIND YOU.

Has anyone left?pepepepepepe.

(Telephone)

To turn to your original state,

At first you would smile.

Cada vezNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede ser...

Cada vezNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede serla única vez.

¿Has cogido?¿UH?

That if you have taken the mobile.

(Laughs) Estabas en el bañoy te llegó un mensaje...Two!

And have you read them?

(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds)

(Telephone)

(SIGHS)

Dr. Cuenca consultation.Buenas tardes.

Yes.

One moment, please.Correct.

Thursday at 10:30.

Thanks to you, who spends a good day.

¿Estás bien?Yes,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te preocupes.

We can speak it if you want.On Saturday I stayed with Maite

for dinner.

(SIGHS)

When you say "I have stayed", you mean that I am too.

Well yo mañana quiero ir a vera mi madre.

¿Cans quedarte con la niña?Yes.

But podemos ir with you si quieres.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero que la vea así.

Next time.You can also stay

With your sister and accompany you.Prefiero queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tardaré mucho,

So we can go then eat the three.

What?

(Laughs) Nada.

What happens? What are you very handsome today.

What are you doing?

(Laughs)

Stop stop Stop.

Ah.They can leave at any time.

Is you ashamed? A little yes, the truth.

Well antesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe era así.There are many things

que antesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe eran así.

I'm trying, Pablo.

I know.But tú sigues a la defensiva.

I also lo estoy intentando.

(Telephone)

(SIGHS)

Yes que tarda, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Are you going to bed with her?

Acabas de decirqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe querías hablarlo.

I have changed my mind.

And good?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé, es posible.And why do she ask?

(SIGHS)

I feel comfortable.

I can talk to him without surroundings, tell him how I feel,

being my self.It is supposed to me too,

that this is about this.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Of what is going on this is to recover confidence.

Lo que pasa esqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedes perdonarme.

Lo queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo es olvidarlo.

That is very different.

Pablo...

I love you.

And I need to match things.

Well yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo.

I am sorry.Do you see how you are a selfish?

Let's see, Paul, if this would try to match things,

I assure you that I would be delighted to fuck her.

And I could start again, yes.

But ella te gusta.It is obvious that I like.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

What is obvious...is that you are in love with her.

¿Ahora te preocupa eso?Well claro que me preocupa,

por qué, siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, me iba a poner así.Were you in love

cuando lo hiciste?By favor...

(SUSURRA) Claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.It was something else.

¿By qué iba a ser distinto para mí?¡Byque os mandáis mensajes!

Come on...What puts in those messages

They are things that are said when you love someone.

There are many ways to demonstrate affection, to love someone

Nopepepepepepepepepe need to be in love.Solo coNopepepepepepepepepepepepeces una forma.

Already te he dicho que he cambiado.¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo has dicho!

¡Already lo sabes!

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si estoy enamorado.

She is.I assure.

Can.

(SIGHS)

You love her?

Yes...

ButNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe de la formaque ella cree o que tú crees.

And my?

¿You love Me a mí?Yes, claro que te quiero.

Estoy aquí with you,peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede ser como antes.

Remind me why we do all this.

By la niña...

Y porque dentro de uNopepepepepepepepepepepepes años,NopepepepepepepepepepepepeNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes preguntemos

qué hubiera pasado deNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe haberlointentado, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe era eso?

Is that yo yaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy segurade querer intentarlo más.

What if we were already matched?

What?

What do you mean?

In the past week.Where?

What else gives that.At home?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.In our bed?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Y...What's up?

Did you like it? Was it what you expected?

It was different.What pussy does it mean different?

Do you really want me to give you details?

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me has contestado!¡Yes, me gustó, lo disfruté! ¡Coño!

(SIGHS)

Very well.

Entonces ya estamos igualados, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Eso parece.

And will there be more times?

Already te he dicho queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo has dicho.

Antes has dicho queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepey ahora resulta

You've already fucked it, so forgive me

If I need things to tell me a couple of times.

YoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe empecé con esto.

It was two years ago.Well para mí,

It is as if it had happened yesterday.You fooled me, Irene,

yNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo quito de la cabeza.I hope I could, but...

I am sorry.¿Para tiNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe cuenta nada

All this time that has happened? Everything we have lived,

What we have built...Does any of that tell you?

¡By una cagada que tuve

and that they told you a sincerity attack!

(SIGHS)

I give up.

What do you mean?

I canNopepepepepepepepepepepepepet más,tenemos que divorciarNopepepepepepepepepepepepes...

sooner.

We have tried, Pablo.I have tried it.

EsoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe esTRUE,acabamos de empezar.

A cosa así lleva su tiempo.But es que yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tengo tiempo.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo entiendes?Yo quiero ser feliz ya.

Y todo estoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tiene sentidoni tiene arreglo...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé muy bien qué estamos haciendoviniendo a ver a un terapeuta.

WellNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo entiendo,fuiste tú la que insistió

en queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes diéramosotra oportunidad.

That would accept my conditions, those that were.

You just told me that you love me.Byque te quiero.

That's why,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo conformarmesolo con tolerarNopepepepepepepepepepepepes

ni convivir por estar acostumbradosel uNopepepepepepepepepepepepe al otro

or because there is love...or for the girl.

What I want scheme is crazy about me.

And that everything is as before.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo prometerte eso.

Already lo sé.You to me either.

That's what I mean, Pablo.

This is about this.

(SIGHS)

(Chirp)

(Music)

(Laughs)

¿Hey?

And when I ask you how, when and what.

Tú siempre me respondes:"Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé".

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué se ha perdidoni si tengo la razón.

Todo lo sucedidoNopepepepepepepepepepepepe tiene explicación.

The soil is American wood.

Main bedroom and bathroom.Our bedroom, to see...

Hala!

As you can see, the vision color of the walls contrasts with the white

And it is beautiful.True true.

(Telephone)

Sorry, huh.It is important.Pablo!

And so the days go by and I keep waiting

to replace me another disenchantment.

The air is empty around me.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe encuentro la respuestani la solución.

Entremos en un bar y hagamoscomo queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe ha sucedido nada.

Let's talk about talking about false promises...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes lo quedamos, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?El tiempoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes dirá.

(CANTA) "El tiempoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes dirá".

Who to love you, who will love me.

Who will love you.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿qué os parece?

Well...spectacular, right? It's an impressive floor.

Yes, lo es, lo es.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, está bien.

(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds) Os voy a dejar aquítoda la información del alquiler

And also the purchase option and I leave you alone for a while.

Look look.Perfect. Very well.And take time.

Yes.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, tampoco mucho.

(LAUGH)

Thank you very much, Irene, thank you.Qué bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

The fact that?

(LAUGH)

Que muchas gracias, Irene,really.

To you, if you need anything,

I'm down on the pilot floor.Perfect, it is clear.

Very well.

(Whisper) luck.

(Carraspea)

Bye.Chao, Chao.

There is a little pyradilla, but...

What a piece of floor, honey, is that it is impressive

And the main bedroom, huh? What do you think of the bedroom?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, es un...un poco pequeño, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

What little girl? The bedroom?

(Laughs) A little?Well sí.

Cariño,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe digas tonterías,por favor, qué va a ser pequeño,

If it is impressive, also with the built -in bathroom,

that is always very practical.But, bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, y el salón este,

The terrace is, seen to all Madrid, is that...

It is a barbarity, is it a barbarity?

It is a barbarity, and, eye, that I love it too

American cuisine because...Because it is very practical.

I really like it because...

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, estaría mejor siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estuvieradentro del salón, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Es lo que tiene la cocina americana,¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(Laughs) Claro.And what are we, in the 90s?

Hey, esto es una guarrería,Cease, cariño.

¿Te ha gustado algo a ti?Yes, sí, sí, el...

Bathroom.But a tiNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te ha gustado, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Yes, sí que me ha gustado.Oh yeah?

I say that without a little absurd bathtub, logically,

peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe está mal.Ah, absurd?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, a mí me parece muchomás práctico, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

What do you want a bathtub for?

¿Cuánto tiempo hacequeNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te das un baño, eh?

(Laughs) Mira, ¿ves?La cocina americana.

Mucho mejor quitar la bañeray ganar espacio, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Well then si quieres,estaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche aprovechamos, ¿eh?

YNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes damos un bañoen plan romántico

With his candles, his vinito, his little music...

¿Sabes qué pasa?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,¿sabes qué pasa, mi amor?

Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy de humor,estoy ovulando,

You know how I wear.Jo...

Do you really like American cuisine?

Well sí, a mí me parecemuy práctica.

Yes, si quieres que te huelael salón a fritanga,

It is certainly super -paractic.

And since when do we cook you and I fritanga?

It doesn't matter, yesterday's own kiss,

Do you think that is a good aroma for the living room?

¿Oher dónde lo comimos? En el salón,así que estamos en las mismas.

Well eso es lo que digo,que si tuviéramos una cocina grande

Where we could have breakfast, eat and dinner...

Welltos a pedir,échale con jardín gigante

and Olympic pool there on the Gran Vía.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe digas tonterías, por favor.

Let's see, si queremos viviren el centro, esta es la mejor casa,

The best, also has rooms, has everything.

The rent is a money.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe es un dineral?O sea, es caro, pero...

Sorry...Listen to me, escúchame,

My boss is stop with me, okay? He went crazy with me

And we are going to pay me without problem,

por esoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te preocupes.

¿Para qué queremos dos habitaciones,César? So that? Dime, ¿para qué?

Hombre, pues mejor dos que una, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?(Chista)

Hey, hey, hey, let's see,

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te digo queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes tengamosque quedar con este fijo,

But I say it is the best...

Ah, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeswe go a quedartampoco con este.

Yes, sí, síNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos con este,que pensaba queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te gustaba y...

YNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me gusta, Cease,pero es que hemos visto siete pisos,

digo yo que en alguNopepepepepepepepepepepepetendremos que quedarNopepepepepepepepepepepepes.

Wellwe go a dejar de liar ya,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos con este.

That's why, sí.Well...

Que también podemosdejar de buscar piso, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Estamos bien como estamos, cariño,cada uNopepepepepepepepepepepepe en su...

(Chista)Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, dijimosqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes íbamos a vivir juntos...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, eso dijiste tú, tú lo dijiste,

I said we could look for a floor, as well as investment, but...

Voucher, en estas cosashay que verlas bien,

You have to plan them.Already lo has dicho.

Already lo has dicho.Already está.What have I said?

Planificar,Do not start, César.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe empieces tú, que has dichoque estás ovulando, ¿eh?

Y también te he dichoqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy de humor.

Already, pues por eso...

(Telephone)

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Seaa, please.César is work.

And fuck...Work is work...

(Whisper) the work.

TúNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me quieres.What?

Que túNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me quieres, mira.

And give it, what will have to see a thing with the other, César?

Fuck...Well claro que te quiero, cariño.

Te quiero mucho, pero por el momentoy con el paNopepepepepepepepepepepeperama que se presenta

es queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy dispuestaa sacrificar mi vida profesional

para formar una familia,es queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tengo ninguna prisa.

I am sorry.Very well...

And what Yose wants takes into account,

I have something to do with... todo esto?Hello, buenas tardes.

Yes, claro, mira,si tú encuentras la manera

And you want to get pregnant, you have all my permission.

I leave you.Thank you very much, thanks, love.

You are supergracious, I'm getting rid of inside.

Well también te voy a deciruna cosa, ¿eh?

You don't have many years of fertility either.

¿Sorry?Ahí tienes.

What are you wanting to tell me, that the rice will happen to me?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo he dicho con esas palabras,pero...

But casi.

Ah, very good, now, and, honey,

Does that find it a good argument

To convince me to be the mother of your children?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, vale, muy románticoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es,pero lógica tiene, ¿tiene oNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, depende, porque mi madreme tuvo a mí con 36 años,

that is, I have four left.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Quieta parada,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, tres y medio,queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe son cuatro.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, me quedan tres y ocho meses,redondeando cuatro, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, sí, peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe son tantos,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe te creas.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, claro, a cinco minutos escasosde cada polvo, ¿eh?

(Laughs) Es una eternidad,¿verdad, cariño?

Y...¿Y si estamos buscándolo yNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe llega?

There are many people who are three, four, five years

y ahíNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.Oh yeah? Who?

Who?Ha, many people, people, people on the street.

Ah, yes, street people.Who where?

This puts this a lot.Ah, that's serious, yes.

¿Tú quieres tener hijosoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres tener hijos?

Well sí.Well ya está.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,we go a ver,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé,ahora mismoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé, César.

¿Cómo que You do not know?

But qué obsesión te ha dado ahoracon lo de los hijos.

Tener sons, irse a vivir juntos.

ObsesiónNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, coño,era lo que habíamos hablado.

Llevas todo el veraNopepepepepepepepepepepepe igual.Already me estoy agobiando, ya está.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, quieta, quieta.

Cease, I was late for a press conference and I have to go.

Voucher,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Leave things, a minute, you're going to arrive, okay?

¿Qué quieres?Is that si dices...

Cease, please.QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos con el piso.

YoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe he dicho que me quieraquedar con el piso, cariño.

¡QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe querías mirar más,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos con el piso!

Say what you want, that's it, no matter, come, what?

(SIGHS)

(Laughs)

Well meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes malque lo tienes preparado.

Hey...Wait, I'm nervous.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.What?

There I go.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, por favor.(Chista)Hey, ey, ey.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, cariño,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.(Chista)

Seaavillas Gutiérrez Guerricagoitia,

llevas años enredada en mis maNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,en mi pelo...

And in my head.¿Qué hace aquí mi sobriNopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(CANTA) "YNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo más..."

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedes más.

Debería estar cansadode tus maNopepepepepepepepepepepepes, de tu pelo...

-Of your oddities.

-But quiero más.

(Bustle)

That begins, that begins.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo vivir sin ti,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay manera.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo estar sin ti,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay manera.

You told me you would leave, but you carry in my house...

-Lifetime.

-Sé queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te irás,túNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te irás.

You have hung your flag, transferred the border.

-Somos queens.

-Yesempre reinarás,siempre reinarás.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo vivir sin ti,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay manera.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe puedo estar sin ti,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay manera.

(CANTA) "UH, uh, uh".

Will you marry me?

(Scream) Bravo, Bravo! He liked it!

He loved him!

Thanks guys.

Is this what had been preparing for so long?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes lo hemos currado mucho,hemos estado quedando

To rehearse a lot.

Había alguNopepepepepepepepepepepepes pasos que esTRUEqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sabíamos muy bien,

That is, we were nervous too, that is...

I'm still nervous, thanks.Byque...

Well then porqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeme has contestado a mi pregunta.

(Laughs)

Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe séqué quieres que te diga.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepesotros mejorNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes...we go.

-You are very pretty.-Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te preocupes, hijo,

Everything will go well.

(SIGHS)

Fuck...

Típico de ti, really, típico.The fact that?

The fact that?QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sabes decir queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ni que sí,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe sabes decir nada.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos con el piso?,ni sí niNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Will you marry me?,ni sí niNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Quieres tener hijos?,ni sí niNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Well si quieres respuestas directas,haz preguntas directas.

Is there anything more direct to ask you

si te quieres casar conmigo?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, túNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me estás preguntando eso.

Ah, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

And what was he wondering? What if I want to have children already.

Y tú crees queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero tenerlosporqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy casada,

But that's your move.What a bullshit is that...

And the floor, this floor the same!

Since when do you like American cuisine, since when?

You know perfectly that I love "feeling of living".

Lie, lie, lie!

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe! Te gusta desde que tu hermanate dijo que era muy práctica...

Byque podía prepararle el biberón

a tu sobriNopepepepepepepepepepepepe y mientraslo tenía vigilado en el salón.

Aparte mi hermanaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe está aquí,así queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe la metas, ¿vale?

And the bathroom of the same! The same, of course,

¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te gustaque haya solamente una ducha?

¿By qué? Byque a los niñoshay que bañarlos.

Isn't it yes, huh? And the bedroom the same,

¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe solo puede haberun dormitorio? Hey, eh, ¿por qué?

Byque el niño tendráque tener su cuarto, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

¿Tú que te crees, que yo soy tonta,que yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me doy cuenta?

¡Que estoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es un piso,esto es un punto paritorio

And you want me to force me by force

and put me to give birth to a rabbit!

Let's see, that is, what...

When you wonder, you want to marry me,

¿te pregunto si quieres tener hijos?(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds)

Y cuando te preguntosi quieres tener sons,

¿qué cojones te pregunto?¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me entero! ¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me queda claro!

¿Qué te estoy preguntando?¡Yes te voy a dejar!

Come on, vámoNopepepepepepepepepepepepes ya.

VámoNopepepepepepepepepepepepes ya de aquí, por favor.¿Hey?

I want to go.By favor, vámoNopepepepepepepepepepepepes de aquí.

Sea... Seaa, Seaa.By favor, Seaa.

The...The American cuisine, the bathroom does not care.

Yo lo que quiero es vivir with youy que te guste el piso.

And those of the two rooms because you have always said

What do you want an office to be able to work from home.

Y...

And ok, I'm looking forward to having children.I want to have them.

(SIGHS)Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, por favor, por favor.

YoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe digoque tenga que ser ahora mismo,

But I need to know that at some point, when...

Well, when you are prepared, what do I know,

Well, there is the possibility.

And if I ask you to get married to me

It's because I'm crazy about you,

because I love you

y porqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pienso en otra cosa

que en pasarel resto de mi vida with you.

(SIGHS)

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, y...

And now that I have told you all this,

Well, I'm going to ask you again.

Will you marry me?

(Music)

(Hubbub)

Rosa, yes, let's see...Put it there.

-I'm ironed.-You are tired?

How much I would like you to remember,

pom, pom, pom, pom,

This song you made yours,

pom, pom, pom, pom, your favorite, apparently.

Pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom.

Is from Kosvant and Prevent.

This song, "The dry leaves"...

-I take me to you.

Day after day, that memory

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe termina de morir.

-There are songs that abandon me,

pom, pom, pom, pom,porque yaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me emocionan.

Pom, pom, pom, pom, let them disappear.

Pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom.

Y yaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe hay nada que hacer.

Then I see you, girls.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sabemos bien cuándo empieza,

pom, pom, pom, pom,

nor where indifference is going,

Pom, Pom, Pom, Pom, for the love of yesterday.

Pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom.

And in the Prevent song.

-The day the dry leaves

They fly from here,

That day, dead love

will have finally died.

I am sorry.

Sorry, I have a little bit the library a little.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, como siempre, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Quiet, coge tus cosas y empieza.-Voucher.

What did you want to tell me?Nopepepepepepething, no matter, everything is shit.

Let's see, ¿qué ha pasado ahora?

ConmigoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te hagasla condescendiente,

si te aburro mucho,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe te lo cuentoAnd that's it.

Voucher, vale, perdóname,cuéntamelo, porfa.

Let it go.

(Whisper) I'm pregnant.

What?Embarazada.

How much?

Two months, maybe a little more.

¿Y de quién?Well de quién va a ser, de Pablo.

And know.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sabe,

because I think this bastard is with another.

¿Te lo ha dicho él?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo ha dicho él.

¿Y entonces?Well...they're details.

The other day, for example, I enter your Facebook to gossip,

The typical, you know, and suddenly I read that of:

"Pablo is single".

(Whisper) single.Can you be more son of a bitch?

Look, I put on...Irene, technically is single,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe estáis casados.By lo meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes podía haber puesto

That "Paul has a relationship".And do you have it?

It is my son's father.ButNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sabe.

Technicalities.What do you want me to say?

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé, algo, joder!Estás más rara...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué te pasa.¿Qué te voy a decir queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sepas?

You have become pregnant with a tíocon who has been six months.

Before reaching this point, you could have thought about things more,

Analyze the situation, think Paul you like enough

As if to have him as your son's father, those things!

Estaba yopara pensar mucho esaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche.

You also have other solutions.

What are you talking about?

To abort?

How about, girls? Bad, very bad.

EstoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe... EstoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe funciona.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe?ByqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pega.

Mira este qué moNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.Muy moNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Thank you.Already sabes, cara con cara.

-Let's see, lo que te quiero decires que estas decisiones previas

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe has tomadoson mucho más importantes

que si Pablo tiene puestoen su Facebook si está soltero oNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Is that sé que está con otray es de Facebook.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me puedo creerque estemos hablando de esto.

Do you have? Is it in your contacts?

And we are talking about this.¿Lo tienes oNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo tienes?

Well sí, sí.Oh yeah?

Since when? Shortly after you will introduce me.

¿Le agregaste tú o te agregó él?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me acuerdo ahora,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.

But te acordarássi has chateando con él, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds) Alguna vez.Very well.And how is it?

How is what? What is it like.What it's like?

¿Cambia mucho?Yes usa un rollo diferente, si...

(SUSURRA) Yes intenta seducirte.

¿Escribiendo?Yes, escribiendo, sí.

Yes su forma de escrituraes diferente a su forma de hablar,

If you try to seduce you.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe entiendo dónde quieres llegar.

¿QuéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe entiendes, Paula?¿Me lo quieres decir

y callarte de una puta vez?¡Well mira, sí!

Try to seduce me all the time!

-Ah! Chicas...

By favor.

(Whisper) forgiveness.

I am sorry.I am sorry, really.

Paul would be a bit idiotasi did it.

I know, perdóname.I am your sister.

Forgive me.Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué me pasa, estoy muy rayada.Well then habla con él.

Habla con ély dile que estoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe era lo planeado,

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres convertirun buen polvo en una mala relación.

¿Qué dices?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé, Irene, estoy muy nerviosa.

¿Y si me dice queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiere?

¿QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiere qué?Tenerlo.

And you want to have it?

Well, a ver...

YoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pensaba que iba a ser así.

Yes, sí que quiero.

(SIGHS)

How strong.

With Paul or without him?

Preferiría que con él,pero siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiere...

Well sola.

And you could think as a couple?

Yes.I think so.

A mí me gusta muchísimoy para un buenNopepepepepepepepepepepepepevio que me echo...

(Carraspea)

We are talking about the same uncle that two minutes ago

You called a bastard of a bitch.Yes.

Yes.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿entonces qué?

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepeswe go a vivir juntosy todo ese rollo?

Scared?.

Everything goes very fast.Already, es lo que intento decirte

From the beginning.Already lo sé,

pero por otro lado,lo pienso y con my storyl...

How many opportunities to be a mother will I have the 30s?

Many, what happens is that you are very pessimistic.

Optimistic with experience.

Look, relationships are like computers,

siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe funcionan,lo mejor es apagar y reiniciar.

Already está,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.Hombre,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada...

Let's see, eso es lo que haces tútodo el tiempo y así te va, cariño.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe estamos hablando de mí,así que Do not start,

Because I pass your sermons.And I of yours.

¿Para qué me lo cuentas?Byque eres mi hermana.

And because I need you.

Are you okay?pepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Quieres agua?Yes, por favor.

Take.

Look, Irene,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe te preocupes por nada,pase lo que pase, yo estoy aquí.

You talk to Pablo, you explain what happens to you,

You clarify things and it's fine.

Y siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,ya sabe dónde tiene la puerta.

Thank you.

I have to tell.Y sooner, mejor.

When he returns from Barcelona, he tells him.

Voucher.

-What happens?

-That she is pregnant.

-¡But qué guay!Le hacemos una colcha.

-Le hacemos uNopepepepepepepepepepepepes patucos.-And a hat.

(Far music)

I confess that sometimes I'm sane and sometimes crazy.

-Lara.

-And I love life and I took everything a little.

-Lara.

-Me gustan las mujeres,me gusta el viNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

-Lara.

-And if I have to forget them, I drink and forget.

And I...-Lararalá.

-Amo life and I love love.-Lararalá.

-I'm a Truhan, I'm a man.-Lararalá.

-Hohemian and dreamy.

And I...-Lararalá.

-Amo life and I love love.-Lararalá.

-I'm a Truhan, I'm a man.

And almost faithful in love.

Women in my life had to me...

-Lara.

-But he de confesarque otras también me hirieron.

-Lara.

-But de cada momentoque yo he vivido...

-Lara.

-It did not harm the best game.

¡Yeah!-Hala!

-And I...-Rogue.

-Amo life and I love love.-Love.

-I'm a Truhan, I'm a man.-Mister.

-Hohemian and dreamy.

And I...-Rogue.

-Amo life and I love love.-Love.

-I'm a Truhan, I'm a man.

And almost faithful in love.(Sigh)

Of course.

(Gate)

(SIGHS)

Oh pintas, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

What?Nada.Hello, how are you?

Well ya lo sabes.Well ya ha pasado un mes.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé, deberías pensaren otras cosas, ser más optimista.

¿Qué te crees, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo intento?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo suficiente.

And another thing I'm going to tell you to leave the subject already,

Your boss was a asshole and a cigar will fall that you shit

porque ese juiciolowe go a ganarNopepepepepepepepepepepepepesotros.

Ah, déjate de maNopepepepepepepepepepepepeplas.Go, go down a little this.

(SIGHS)

TúNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe le tocaste, ¿verdad?QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, coño.

Claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...¡Hugo, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, coño!

Claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.It is he who says he seduced him

With my way of dressing, it was I who caused him.

There is a litigation of balls.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, relax, tío, está ganado.

And calm, what is something sure.

That quantum physics course you made opens many doors.

That cake calls aeronautical engineering

And it's six fucking years.Of course.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe voy a tener esta discusióNopepepepepepepepepepepepetra vez with you.

A cerveza, por favor.Look, I just want to encourage you, okay?

And that you know that the mundone height like you

To colonize space.So calm, everything will be fine.

WellNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estoy tranquilo, ¿vale?

And that I have several job offers,

any of them abroad.

Tengo una enYesdney...Australia.

Yes.Yesdney, Australia, sí.

Well then suena bien, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?WellNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.

I would like to tell you something on my own,

If compensation falls, clear.

Compensation.

Have you been going around my idea?

Which of them? Business ".

¿The busca?¡Shh! Cállate, tío.

We could revolutionize the market.

He looks for "is back".Jo...

It's a great slogan, uncle.Well yo lo veo.

Hugo, really queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo veo.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, mira...

Right now you have many things in your head, okay.

When you are calmer,

We stay and review together the new designs.

Come on, lo que tú digas,de puta madre, va.

Something else happens to you.

Let it go, tío.

Let's see, ¿cómo empiezo?

The issue is that all this...¡Come on, coño, suéltalo, tío!

¡Already voy, coño!¡Déjame hablar, hostias!

Is that tardas un huevo...Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe dejas hablar a la gente.

All this shit of the trial, of dismissal,

siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo hubiera dejadocon Patricia...

She left you.It is the same who leaves who,

el resultado es el mismo, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?El mismoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es, es peor.

Fuck more, uncle.But tú...

What happens? Shit!That has just entered...

Un tío que coNopepepepepepepepepepepepezco de...Who?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe mires, hostias. UNopepepepepepepepepepepepe del curroque entró antes de que me fuera.

They will throw you.QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe mires, hostia,

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero saludar a nadiey meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes del trabajo.

Get the fool.Escóndete,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe mires.

Hey!Hey!

¡Hey!Tu puta madre, ya me ha visto.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo digas.

Fuck, Cease!Cease, coño, César.

¿Qué tal?Well...

How are you? Fucking.

So I like it, man, I like it, pussy.

How much I am, you have to throw forward.

(Laughs)¿Y tú qué tal?

Good, muy bien, muy bien.BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, mucho lío, mucho lío,

because since the subject of such,

I have touched everything to me.

I have touched everything to me.

And do you live here?Or how...?

Right right now, I just...Ah, moving!It's true, yes.

I have heard something that your wife has left you or something.

Or something, yes.Walk.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe exactamenteme ha dejado mi mujer,

peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero hablar del tema.Ah, bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, puesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe se habla.

And how did you hear?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, hay un grupo en Facebookcon cotilleos de la empresa.

Already sabes, las de contabilidad,que se aburren mucho. (Laughs)

What a whore daughters.

Fuck.Fuck, sí.We are all...

Fucked.

(Laughs)

Sorry,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te he presentado a este.Hugo, Pablo, Pablo, Hugo,

A childhood friend, an ex -companion of work.

How about, how are you? Give it, give it.

Go ahead.

¿Quieres tomarte algo conNopepepepepepepepepepepepepesotros,Peibol?

Well...

I was going to ask me something to take, but...

Well tranquilo entonces, ¿eh?Que coño,

I take a copazo with you.¡Of course!

Come on.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes sentamos ahí, ¿eh?

¿Para qué tienes que saludar,para que se siente conNopepepepepepepepepepepepepesotros?

His wife has left him, who is wrong.You are very dumb, very dumb.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,así que tú también estás jodido.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, hombre... Yo estoyfucking mother.QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me puedo quejar,we go.

(Laughs)What?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, nada, nada.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, venga, va, dilo,

asíNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes reímos todos.

Que yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estaréen mi mejor momento,

pero tú sobrado tampoco vas, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?He dicho queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me quejo,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe que sea el puto rey del mundo.Ah... Well nada, príncipe del mundo,

me alegro de que las cosaste vayanfucking mother.

(Discuss)

Boys, guys, guys, guys!

Let's change the topic.

Con este tíoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe se puede cambiarde tema, este tío es moNopepepepepepepepepepepepetema.

Y este tío es moNopepepepepepepepepepepepehuevo.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿MoNopepepepepepepepepepepepe qué?Nada, cosas muestras.Our stuff.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, nada.I wanted to say that I was at home watching a movie

Until it called me 200 or 300 times

and I had to come.Byque me preocupo por él.

Yes, mucho te preocupas, sí...Are you so bad about work?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe es solo el trabajo, ¿vale?También es... miNopepepepepepepepepepepepepevia, bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Or whatever.

(SIGHS) El juicio,la casa en la que estaba

And then Vader, but...

PrefieroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe... DeTRUE,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe...

Vader?

Era su hot dog.

He ate a mother's pills.I think he committed suicide.

Fuck, vaya racha, tío.Yes...

But los que hemos sufrido por amor,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepes entendemos, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Of course, tío.

A dog is a dog.

Come here.

Come here y dame un abrazo.Hey...

Of course, tío.

Thank you, necesitaba un abrazode...TRUE.

Thank you.For that we are.

I have wanted to tell you one thing for a long time, but...

What's happening?

I want you to know that this is going to hurt you more than me,

So I'm going to release it bluntly.

Patricia cheated you.

What?Era una guarra, tío.

¿Cuándo? ¿Con quién? ¿By qué?Cuando salía por ahí con sus amigas.

It was seeing a tail and pum, wherever I was going.

He even tried with me.Fuck, pero...

¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me dijiste nada,Hugo, tío?

Byque a la mañana siguiente me dijoque era la última vez que lo hacía.

How the next morning?

Already sabes cómo, cuando se le metíaalgo entre ceja y ceja...

¿Te la tiraste, cabrón?Tirar, tirar,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Te follaste a miNopepepepepepepepepepepepepevia?BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, eso sí.

I swear that te lo iba a decir.Motherfucker!

Motherfucker!¡Hey, eh, eh, eh!

Hijo de puta,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.And if you are going to get angry with me,

You get angry with the whole neighborhood, which has fucked them all.

A todos,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿eh?Que yo me acabo de mudar.

(Breathe with difficulty)Tranquilo, respira.

Breathe, uncle. Respira, ¿vale?TúNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe has hecho nada malo.

The one who left you was her.

I'm here to support you, uncle.

A veces, la vidaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes da señalesy quizá sea momento

To give a new course to your life, now that you have turned 30.

34 I have, Hugo, that I am your same fucking fifth.

I'm just going to talk.

¿Sabes por quéle he llamado moNopepepepepepepepepepepepehuevo?

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe!(Chista) Calladito.

Every year we played a soccer tournament 7 the neighborhood gang.

This is the Steaua goalkeeper of the Getafe tap.

About what?

UnNopepepepepepepepepepepepepembre frikique pensamos un día de farra.

You are a fucking son! What happens in the field stays...

Shut up now.A couple of months ago, they gave him a ball down there.

Se lo dieron bien dado,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepes dolió a todos.

But este, en plan fortachón,se levantó y siguió jugando.

Two days he comes home

And he tells me that he has an egg pain of the host.

Aunque le ruego para queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo haga,me los enseña.

UNopepepepepepepepepepepepe de ellos era negrocomo el culo de un grillo

and was the size of a tennis ball,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe, era más grande, era...It was disgusting, disgusting.

I had arcades and everything.In addition, I was very close to everything.

Byque me metí todo lo que tenía,porque estaba casi inconsciente...

Eres inconsciente All fucking day.

Shut your mouth now, host! I take it to the emergency room.

After passing the template to see it,

deciden que la única soluciónes cortar por lo saNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Byque tenía, ¿cómo era...What was the move?

(SUSURRA)Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe hemos oído. How? How?

Testicular torsion.Ah! Eso.

Testicular torsion.That just hearing it already fucks.

Básicamente,por eso lo de moNopepepepepepepepepepepepehuevo.

Byque este, desde entonces,solo tiene en huevito.

Very well. Very well.

Yes te fijas, tiene cierta cojera.Es por el moNopepepepepepepepepepepepehuevo.

Byque la pierna izquierdala tiene más cortadita...

Did you know?Fuck off.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, tranquilo, que estoy en ella.

That's why me jodeque digas que estás bien.

Until now, you had everything very easy.

You won it all that face of cool handsome

of 90's disco, but you save a tara and fuck you,

porque te coNopepepepepepepepepepepepezcocomo si te hubiera parido, Hugo.

Byque si algo infla su ego,eso es su virilidad

And if that weakens, it is lost.Is his...Kriptonite?

But yo que túNopepepepepepepepepepepepe me rayaría mucho por eso.

Byque eres un inepto sentimentalque en toda su puta vida

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe ha tenido una relación de parejade más de dos meses.

Y yaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tenemos 25, Hugo.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe tenemos 25.

¿Verdad queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe tenemos 25?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe!Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.The good aunts and those that are worth it,

They are almost all caught, and the few left,

They are so demanding and so hidden,

que siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe estás a la altura,olvídate,

y te aseguro que túNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo estás.

So if you ever went through your head

experimentar lo que es el amor,el really digo,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe la mierda que tú haces,ya puedes empezar a cambiar.

¿Already?BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ya que estamos charlando...

tranquilamente,¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sacamos el tema laboral?

Byque muchos consejitos,peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es que te vaya muy bien.

¡Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe! Byque eso que tengo que oírtodos los putos días

That he is an artist, my two balls an artist.

Yes vendes alguna de tus obras,es porque detrás hay una madurita

horny and with pastaa that you have left satisfied.

Yes.Come on, to evolve, what is said to evolve,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe has evolucionado mucho, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Mira, yo que túdejaría de decir queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me quejo.

Date.Hugo, Hostia, Quejatey do something.

Go for what you want once in a lifetime

y compórtatecomo un hombre really.

When you do all that, if you want, you come

And you give me all the advice of the world.

Nopepepepew yes?

Yes.

Nopepepepew yes.

(Breathe relieved)

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, chicos,yo ya si eso me voy marchando.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, tranquilo, Peibol, ¿eh?El que se va soy yo.

Cease,

that everything that told you before Patricia was a lie.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasó nada.I have invented it.

I wanted to help you forget her.

To stop idealizing it, why do you know what your problem is?

That you idealize all.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe se me ha ocurrido otra cosa,porque...

Byque soy tonto, muy tonto.

But de algo ha servido, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(Breathe deeply) you have vent.

Y yo tomoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeta.Hugo...

(Cry)

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé a los demás,

You can fear.

The fear of waking

and keep being afraid.

Already te lo decía yo,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe se puede hacer peor.

Good, Cándido.Good afternoon, Don Pablo.

A thousand ways to finish

And you chose the most,

the one that everything shattered,

the one that told you

that he stayed as he was.

Yo tan malo, tú tan bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Muchas lágrimasNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe caen al suelo.

La, la, la, la, la, the.

La, la, la, la, la, the.

La, la, la, la, la, the.

(Mobile)

(Whisper) now I come.

¿Yes?(ACENTO ARGENTINO) ¿Sos Paula?

"¿Hello?".What are you doing, Bombón?

A friend gave me your number.¿Cómo podemos hacer para verNopepepepepepepepepepepepes?

"¿By dónde andas vos?".How have you achieved this number?

(SIN ACENTO)UNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, que tiene sus contactos.

"What do you want?".

"Want to see you".Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

"I need to see you".How do I have to tell you?

Explícamelo otra vez,queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me entero.

First you tell me you are falling in love;

Two days later, to stay with your sister.

You disappear without giving explanations, you change your mobile, what the hell happens to you?

Have you talked to Irene?pepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

It is believed that I'm still flying.

You just have to talk to her and you will understand.

"What do I have to understand?".That this is over.

"That's over".What if I pay you?

"How much is it so long ago that I don't even remember".

Go to the fucking shit.

¿Cómo has conseguido que tu hermanaNopepepepepepepepepepepepe se entere todos estos años?

What do you do?

Pablo, ¿estás borracho o qué te pasa?TodavíaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, pero estoy en ello.

And you know the nonsense that I can do when I'm drunk.

Are you threatening me? Me?Nopepepe way.Really.

It was a comment.Well nada, voy a colgar.

Wait.

Paula?

Paula.

What?

Forgive me.I am sorry.

Entiéndeme,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe podemos acabar así.What happens to Irene?

I love your sister, you know.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué extraña conexión tenemos,pero la hay.We work.

Well ya está, Pablo,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pasa nada.Wait. Wait.What you have...

What we feel when we are together,

cuandoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes acostamos,¿vas a dejar que se acabe así?

I just want to see you.

Where are you?

At the hotel.

It's the last time.I promise you.

It is for others,

para míNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es nuevo

have treated badly,

I fail those I want.

Already te lo decía yo,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe se puede hacer peor.

A thousand ways to finish

And you chose the most,

the one that everything shattered,

the one that told you

that it stays as it arrived.

Yo tan malo, tú tan bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Irene.I am sorry.Quiet.

That had review of an exam.Very well.

¿Qué pasa, que estás sola?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, está en el baño.

Fuck, me tienes intrigadísimacon el famoso Pablo.

Already lo sé, perdóname.

Maybe, I have been very heavy as I have told you,

pero es queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe séqué me está pasando,

But it has me crazy.Well que estás muy feliz.

Yes, sí lo estoy.Already me tocaba.

¿Pedimos?Voucher, perfecto.

Sorry, ¿me ponestres chupitos de tequila?

Yes, claro.

Pablo.

Come, this is my sister, Paula.

Hello.Hello.

Nice to meet you.Delighted.

Equally.

(LAUGH)

Oh, perdón.(LAUGH)

I am sorry.

So you are the famous Paula.Yes.

Irene speaks wonders of you.I'm wondering the same.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, seguro que todo mentira.Sure...

Qué bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, pues ya os coNopepepepepepepepepepepepecéis.

Yes.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ahora mismo.(LAUGH)

So you are a student.Yes, estoy en la facultad.

And what are you doing? Advertising and Public Relations.

How good.Are you good? Good, is the best.

All registrations, and that also works.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, es un trabajo de mierdaen una agencia de publicidad

that leaves me over time to study and pay the invoices.

Sure que sí.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, qué va, si la tienen explotada.

Never sale a su hora,siempre tiene que hacer horas extra,

until weekends.Contadme, cómo os coNopepepepepepepepepepepepecisteis.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ya te conté,que Pablo estaba buscando casa

y le enseñé alguNopepepepepepepepepepepepes pisosy una cosa llevo a la otra.

How nice. ¿Y le alquilaste alguNopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.I made all the mess.

Wherever you see it, the Lordship continues to live in a hotel.

Oh yeah?(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds)

But bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, por lo meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,los probamos todos.

The rule number 1 jumped, never fall in love with a client.

(Laughs) Qué tontería.

Here you have.Thank you.

Thank you.-Nopepe problem.

(Call the door)

I go!

(Laughs)

I come in a bad time?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, es que me acabode duchar yNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quería que...

What are you doing here?

(LAUGH)

What a scare.I'm Paula.

And he told me that...

That you had advanced your flight to give me a surprise

and I decided to give it to you.

Surprise...(LAUGH)

Fuck, Paula...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe se le puede contar nada.

Actually, it's my fault.

Byque ella sabía que tenía...something important to tell you

yNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quería hacerlo por teléfoNopepepepepepepepepepepepe.

¿Te pasa algo? ¿Estás bien?Yes, estoy bien.I can pass?

Yes, claro, claro, claro.

Happens.

¿Sure que estás bien?Yes.Am...Am bien.

¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres tomar algo? Agua o...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, gracias.

(The voice is clarified)

¿Algo que te ha sentado mal?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, qué va.

I just needed to sit.

¿Sure queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres tomar...?Sure, really,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es eso.

Let's see, mejor siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me interrumpes,porque lo he estado ensayando,

So let me finish saying anything.

I'm pregnant.And I'm going to have it.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te estoy pidiendo nada,solo...I inform you.

Already sé que suena a locuray probablemente lo sea,

peroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe he encontradouna manera meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes...

Better...Either...I know very well what you expected of all this,

because we barely carry anything together and...We'll see.

Sorry, me estoy liando.

Lo que sí sé es lo queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero.

I, for my part, I am willing to try to make this work.

Yes tú también estás dispuesto,solo te voy a poner una condición.

Which?

Whatever you have out there, it is over.

I don't care who or...The times you have done it,

But from this moment, it ends.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero sentirme tontani engañada nunca más.

Think about it.

(Song in English)

¿By qué hemos quedado aquí?

"Hello".

What do you think? Really?

What's happening?

That you have to be one of the few who keep renting.

Además, esas dos,¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te las compras?

Sure que las has visto mil veces.Already, bueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es lo mismo.

Coming here is a romantic ritual that connects me with myself.

I find a gilipot a loss of time

Like most of the things you do.

Qué borde, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?¿Se puede saber qué coño te pasa?

I just gave you my opinion.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te la he pedido, ¿vale?

I was calm, lying on the couch, half smoked

And I wanted to see a movie, one of these two.

It was you who have called interrupting my plan,

So you tell me and pirteed.

Yes...And what's wrong with you?

I've been calling you for three weeks and passed from my ass.

I even sent you messagesal seek that I gave you and not even with those.

Is that me quedé sin...batteries.Already...

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿estás bien?(SIGHS)

Is that...(The voice is clarified)

(Whisper) that I have a delay.

Mental?

What?

¿But tú eres tonto?

¿But tú eres tonto, Hugo?¿Tú qué coño miras?

The rule, Hugo, the rule.

I have a 10 -day delay.Voucher, para, para, para.

I am sorry, lo siento, vale.

You've caught me a little in a movie one of the movies.

Butwe go a empezar otra, ¿vale?(SIGHS)

Let's see, do you remember, a month ago,

When your exhibition, what did I interview you?

Nopew you call it like that?To interview?

The micro do use it.(Laughs)

Yes, sí.I remember, me acuerdo.Come on...

We were both quite put, although you more. Yo iba fiNopepepepepepepepepepepepe también.

(SIGHS)

What?¿Quieres tener la charla?

What talk? The talk.

What has been the talk.What do we feel, what did it mean.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero tener la charla.

Let's see, Hugo,

I just want to make sure you put the condom.

Ah... AHA, ajá.

Te lo pusiste, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Of course.

Hugo...Yes, I put it.

Hugo, please, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me acuerdode nada, que iba...

Yes, I put on the condom, fuck.Voucher. Voucher, pues ya está.

Can que se rompiera un poco...What?

What's happening?¿Cómo que qué pasa?

Que te di lo tuyo, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Fuck, ¿por quéNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe me lo dijiste?

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe...I do not know.I was an unconscious.

Anyway,ibas tan a saco que supuse que...

Of course, you take the pill.Well claro que tomo la píldora.

¿By qué iba a estar aquí siNopepepepepepepepepepepepecontándote todo este puto rollo?

Well then ya está.Te la tomas, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

I am regretting so much of having come...

Is thatNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué mierda hago aquí.

Hears, oye, oye, que...What is the same is a psychological delay.

El tuyo quieres decir, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, el tuyo.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, el tuyo.It happens to many girls.

A míNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.I am a clock that I am 11 years old.

(Laughs)

¿De qué coño te ríes? About what?Es muy pronto, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

(SIGHS) Oh, really...

(SIGHS)

Hears, oye, oye.

Quiet, ¿vale? QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede ser.I now accumulate.

¿Hey?

Well eso, que ahora soy tántrico.What?

Well eso, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe expulsoel semen hacia afuera,

I accumulate it in eggs.(Laughs)

In the egg, you will mean.

What's more, okay?It's true.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepes fuimos los de la cuadrillaa un curso de fin de semana,

They went in a couple plan,

But I have always felt curious the subject, so...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe me pusieron ningún problema.

And that takes years to control the subject.

But yo le pillé el truco enseguida.

I even teach by webcamcon a Pakistani monitor...

¿But qué dices? ¿Qué dices?(Chista)

They are very complicated techniques to explain here now.

Lo único que tienes que saber es eso,que acumulo,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe expulso.

I am tantric.

In fact, I can last hours.Phew!

We had to stop because you were scarce.

To, to, please.

I am a kind of green-orange belt.

Do you want to shut up for a whore and focus, fuck?

Fuck, Hugo,que estoy hablando en serio.

Can we go to another place, please?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero.

Happens.

Hears, que he estado pensando que...

That all this is a signal.A señal de que soy gilipollas,

porque otra señalNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe puede ser,tiene que ser una señal...

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, claro queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe.SubNopepepepepepepepepepepepermal...

I think we would do very good couple.

Of course, how we have so many things in common.

Yes, las tenemosy si me dieras una oportunidad,

I could tell you which ones.I go to the bathroom.

(Gate)

Well una cosa te voy a decir, ¿eh?A cosa te voy a decir,

That we can play two, huh?

Byque para chulo chulo...

And another thing I'm going to tell you,

that the one who has been calling you for weeks is me.

And now you come out of indignant.

Y lo de que se te han acabadolasbatteries, eso,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe te lo crees ni tú,que un buscaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe gasta.

Ah, ah, ah! And I'm going to tell you something else,

that the one that was put in the condom was also.

And if you like to go down there and paste bits,

Things break, huh? Things break!

And another thing I'm going to tell you...

(Tank)

What are you going to tell me?Nopepething, that,...

Que quéwe go a hacer.

Según esto,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepes quedantres minutos de incertidumbre.

Do you just do a pregnancy test in my bathroom?

Light man.EstoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo voy a pasar yo sola.

Whatever happens, you here, with me.Of course.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo toques.QueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe, que solo me iba a apoyar.

¡Fuck! Fuck, joder, joder.

What do I say to César?

¿ButNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe llevabas más de un añosin hablar con él?

Yes, sí. Poco antesque se fuera aYesdney, Australia.

Entonces,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe creo que tengas nada que decirle.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe me jodas ahora con César.Already...

DeTRUE,Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé qué hago aquí.

¿Cuánto falta?Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe han pasado ni 30 segundos.

Voucher, es que estoy nervioso.

How good,porque yo estoy superrelajada.

After three minutes, what?

There are two options.Which?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe te va a gustarninguna de las dos.

Así que mejorNopepepepepepepepepepepepes quedamos calladitos.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, ¿y si lo estás?

What bad would it be?

WellNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe entraba en mis planesacabar de madre soltera

y meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes, por el polvo de unaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepeche.

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, soltera soltera...What do you mean?

Well eso, que...If you want, then...

(Laughs) What? Estás de broma, ¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe.

Hugo, please, queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes coNopepepepepepepepepepepepecemos,

queNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe te considerouna apuesta muy segura.

Already sé que siempre he sido un pocoinestable sentimentalmente hablando.

A little?

Quite.(Nopepepepepepepepepepepepeds)

But he cambiado, Seaa.And what are you proposing to me?

Seaa, mira, tú me...

Mira, Seaa, tú me gustas.I like you a lot, a lot.

Voucher, ya lo he dicho.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si para tisolo fue una entrevista

Or it meant something else, because even if it were only curiosity,

me valdría, por lo meNopepepepepepepepepepepepes,podría demostrarte quién soy ahora.

And I know that...

Que estoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es forma de empezar nada,pero a veces las cosas pasan así.

Hugo, expect a...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, escúchame, escúchame.

Voucher, mira,

It is possible that...That in there you take me...

BueNopepepepepepepepepepepepe, a nuestro...

Y yoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé si...

You have already decided what you are going to do if you still have doubts,

But, if my opinion serves you,

I think you would be a fucking mother, aunt.

But es tu decisión.

And I'm going to respect her.

But solo quiero que sepasque estaré ahí para lo que necesites.

Whatever you need, without conditions.

Just tell me what I have to do to trust me.

¿Y siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe quiero tener hijos?¿Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe quieres?

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo sé.Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe...Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe sé.Yes...

Mira, Seaa, si estás...(SIGHS)

And you leave me,

I would like to be part.

I think we are advancing events.

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepe, solo estamos hablando.¿Y siNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe lo estoy?

I will continue to think the same.

Waitndo a que me desesa oportunidad.

Hey...Let's go...Let's go paso a paso.

Of course.

(The voice is clarified)

The storm took it and the time.

Nothing could be saved.

Only a spark of light remained.

Sigh to start over.

(Music)

Drink the salt and breathe the flames,

nadaNopepepepepepepepepepepepepes puede tocar.

Pon en tu tumbaqueNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe es el final,

tu rastroNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe se puede borrar.

The days are counted,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay más que perder.

We will only be free

cuandoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe haya más que perder.

Phoenix ash, coral profile.

Crooked, wounded with each beat.

And celebrate that our history will continue.

The days are counted,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay más que perder.

We will only be free

cuandoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe haya más que perder.

(Music)

The days are counted,

Nopepepepepepepepepepepepe hay más que temer.

We will only be free

cuandoNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe haya más que perder.

YesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe hay nada más que perder.

YesNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe hay nada más que perder.

The storm took it and the time.

Nothing could be saved.

Only a spark of light remained

And it's time to start over.

(Music)

A coffee

When awakening,

a mattress

really.

Someone who...

tell me that everything is going well...

Everything is going well.

I perceived decipher

that what I wanted to achieve

it's here,

It has arrived.

By fin, llegó.

By fin, llegó.

Listen, breathe

and look to that place

Surprise and discover

I'm alive and well like that.

Que intentaréNopepepepepepepepepepepepepe pensar

When and how will it end.

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